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Now I know why Bashar Murad has an old key hanging from his belt. Respect.
Please watch with subtitles.
“You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choos”
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006), dir. David Frankel
Gone.
in me hole beep beep
happy 10th birthday to the most insane lyric ever written.
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE WAS GREAT
(thanks @the-l-spacer for the idea LOL)
Everything Across the Spider-verse All at Once
People:”Ew sharks are so ugly and mean and terrifying,their literally the most dangerous thing in the world”
Sharks:
Dolphins literally kill porpoises for fun
From Ástrós’ Instagram story.
The fact that it’s so hard for some people to understand this is so disappointing.
I just watched a man release every Pokemon he caught except for a level 5 Magikarp, waste all of his money and throw away all of his items at the Pokemon center just before the elite four in Pokemon red in order to trap himself in an unwinnable game. He couldn’t beat the elite 4 with a level 5 magikarp, and it couldn’t learn the hm moves necessary to leave victory road, and Magikarp only knew splash and had absolutely no chance of beating the level 40ish Pokemon there so… This guy wanders around victory road hoping a Geodude or Graveler would use selfdestruct or explosion in the first turn of an encounter and miss his Magikarp, which is technically possible because even moves with a 100% hitrate have a 1/256 chance to still miss. It happened eventually, and he beat the elite four with a level 100 gyarados
What the actual fuck
For some context, this is from a video series called “SoftLockPicking” where a guy’s followers come up with challenges to get him stuck in an unwinnable game and he tries to see if he can get out of them. Sort of a video game escape artist.

























